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So yesterday, the Supreme GPAs at TLA Video chose the winners of their first annual awards.  You’ll be happy to know that some of our studios won!

Year’s Filthiest Flick:

Tastiest Oral Cumshot:

we also got a Runner-Up for Best Intergenerational Flick:

As usual, all these films are available at STUDMALL.COM.

You know you love it!

-Hugo Harley, Certified “On Your Mobile Devices” GPA

I hope all is well with all you readers.  I know I’m feeling great.  I’m blogging to you from a remote location in Maryland where we took Mama Harley out to party with the rest of the family.  So far, we’ve spent the day relaxing, getting massages, sipping virgin cosmos (for Mom) and tequila gingers (pour moi).

Then I got a call from Benny Morecock to inform me about the first annual TLA GAY AWARDS!  Our buddies at TLA Video have nominated various movies from different studios in several categories.  What you get is a list of the BEST videos released in the past year that are deemed noteworthy.  We’re very excited about this here at EMD because, well, TLA is the king in the  porn retail arena.  (If you thought I knew about porn then you haven’t sat down with the pornologists at TLA.  They are the original Certified GPAs.)  I implore you guys to check out the 2010 TLA Gay Awards.  Here are some of my suggestions to vote for…. (yeah, yeah, I’m kinda biased.)

MUST-OWN MOVIE OF THE YEAR: Men of Israel

PERFORMER OF THE YEAR: Logan McCree, Johnny Hazzard

DIRECTOR OF THE YEAR: Michael Lucas

BIG-BOY STUDIO OF THE YEAR: Lucas Entertainment, Raging Stallion

NEW TO DVD / UP & COMING STUDIO: Cocky Boys, Satyr Films

YEAR’S FILTHIEST FLICK: SAVAGES

BEST INTERGENERATIONAL FLICK: Dad Takes A Fishing Trip, Pups

VOD SELECT: TASTIEST ORAL CUMSHOT: Insatiable, Ream His Straight Throat 9

FAVORITE ACCESSORY/ SEX TOY: Fleshjack <—- HIGHLY RECOMMENDED

TWITTER-MANIAC: MOST PROLIFIC IN THE BIZ: J.C. Adams, Pierre Fitch, Wolf Hudson

So those are my suggestions for the TLA nominations.  Be sure to click through and cast your vote today!  And don’t be afraid to let me know if you agree with my suggestions; was there another entry that you thought was more deserving?

Have a great weekend!

-Hugo Harley, 2nd generation Certified GPA.

Here is Part II of the Harley Awards.  I’ll just finish rounding out my selects from the past year.

Outstanding Actor in a Feature Film:  Where the sex actually comes second!  Each winner showed that they had the acting chops to carry a film….though getting naked didn’t hurt.

Outstanding Actor

Outstanding Hunk/Stud Feature:  No Twinks Allowed!  Manly men are hot and that’s all there is to it!  Sweat, adrenaline & testosterone fill the screen when these guys perform.

Outstanding Screenplay for a Feature Film:  Sometimes it takes a good story to turn the heat up.  These stories and plots moved the sex along and actually made fucking even hotter.

Outstanding Pro/Am Movie:  Who needs big budgets?  Movies like these are hot because of the authenticity of the performance of the models.  You come in, you fuck, you come, you leave.

Outstanding Performance of the Year:  Bottom, top, twink, bear, stud, oral, fisting, bareback, piss, spanking…. no matter what these guys did, you’d get the movie because they were in it!

Outstanding Performance

Outstanding Film of the Year:  These movies have achieve greatness indeed.  The formula for calculating this category? Easy.  If it could stick out in the mind of the jaded Product Manager of a distributor that carries over 400 films, with 3 new releases a week, after 800 hours of viewing lots of similar content, it’s a keeper.

So there you have it, my friends; my list of must haves from 2009.  As I’ve mentioned before, this year will be a most exciting one.  Until next time.

-Hugo Harley, Your Certified GPA.

It is the most wonderful time of the year…. if you’re on a sunny beach.  In case you haven’t noticed, I hate the cold.  I’m not a snow lover either.  But I do live in a city that has biting winters.  And because it is NYC, I’ll deal.

And now we’ll wrap up the Top 10 Euro Media DVDs of 2009.

Alphamale Media's Out on the Orgy

At #5, we have have the first collection from Alphamale Media, Out On the Orgy.  This proved to be a great video.  I will tell you that I’m a BIG fan of threeways and fourgies.  I could understand why you guys were all clamoring for this one.  Hunky guys fucking each other in every way imaginable.  Loads flying all over the place hitting every person there.

Synopsis: Hard and hairy hunks enjoying the hottest orgies eith one another!! Spit roasted studs and cum covered cubs will make sure you know exactly how men fuck, rubbing their hairy chests against one another in Alphamale’s finest group sex adventures in the great outdoors, sleazy sex bars and even on a pool table!!

Buy OUT ON THE ORGY Here!

Alphamale Media's Out at the Gym

The #4 bestselling movie we distributed this year also came from Alphamale Media: Out at the Gym.  Daniel Marvin, Pedro Andreas & Ross Hurston star in a feature about men working out, at… well, a gym.  This hunk filled release had you guys flexing your groin muscles.

Synopsis: Gym-fit muscle bound hunks work up more than a sweat in this journey into relieving built up sexual frustration, with hot tight bodies, these hairy men work their stiff dicks into waiting mouths and begging butts, pinned to the workbench or threesome fucking, this is one gym whose membership’s gonna sky-rocket!!

Buy OUT AT THE GYM Here!

Satyr Films' Savages

Our #3 entry is from our newest producer, Satyr Films.  SAVAGES is one of those title that I have reviewed and had to cover my eyes (while peeking through my fingers) when watching.  See my review here.   Some highlights are “Gianni’s choking on giant cock or Luke Cross being used and flung around like a sock puppet, there are so many aspects of Savages that I almost couldn’t believe was happening.  If you like RAW UNINHIBITED SEX between INSATIABLE men, then Savages is your movie.  Trust me, you cock will thank you later.”

Synopsis: Savages is a brutal gangbang where we got some past favorite Satyrs along with a couple of new inductees. We have taken a liking to straight stud Gianni as we have used him in several scenes in the last few months. Wait till you see what Rock does to him in the final scene of the movie.

Buy SAVAGES here!

Videoboys' Knockout

Our #2 bestseller is from another release from another favorite producer, VideoBoys.  KnockOut features Harem Hottie Pierre Fitch in all the scenes that he’s done with VideoBoys.  For those of you that don’t know, Pierre started with VideoBoys some time ago.  Kinsey Russel (director) was the first to film Pierre… sexually.  Since then, VideoBoys has had lots of cuties on their site.  (I currently have a crush on Lukas Wild & Bobby Long. Both are hot guys with big dicks.  Both work “manly man” jobs.)

Synopsis: Pierre Fitch has a new passion: BOXING. On this DVD, Pierre stars in an all-new scene from Videoboys, showing off his boxing and fucking mastery with his buddy, The BIG DICKED JOCK Cliff Beltane. Watch seven more of Pierre’s best scenes with Videoboys, featuring his hottest action as both ENTHUSIASTIC BOTTOM and HARD-POUNDING TOP.

Buy Pierre Fitch: Knockout here!

So I’m going to be a tease and let you wait until tomorrow to find out our #1 bestselling title from Euro Media.  I’ll tell now that this guy is also my Harem Hottie of the Year.

Sincerely

-Hugo Harley, Certified GPA

So my brothers-in-porn, Benny Morecock & Brian Ritz, have both written about the studio, Satyr Films, on their blogs (here for BMC and here for SMB).  I can certify that the first film I saw from Satyr was a bit of an eye-opener.  Butt-pounding, cock-spurting, hole-stretching, throat-scraper film that it was, Bareback Pornstar Gangbang was not a film for the weak willed, (or those are who don’t like debauchery done right.)

Brutal invasion

The newest Satyr film, SAVAGES, had my jaw hitting the floor a few times. (It hurt because hit my hardon a couple of times along the way.)  Imagine if you will, being abducted and taken to a cell where you’re gangbanged by a group of guys that have you blindfolded and strung up.  Your hole is invaded  (as far as you can tell) by oversized plump cocks, mega-huge dildos, and meat hooks.  Those guys just don’t fuck you; they ravage you; they bust you open; they unmercifully made you feel guilty for liking the painful pleasure.  They’re (no other word for it) SAVAGES!

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Whether it’s Gianni’s choking on giant cock or Luke Cross being used and flung around like a sock puppet, there are so many aspects of Savages that I almost couldn’t believe was happening.  If you like RAW UNINHIBITED SEX between INSATIABLE men, then Savages is your movie.  Trust me, you cock will thank you later.

Don’t believe me? Just get the movie… Trust me, you won’t be disappoint.  I am, after all….

Hugo Harley, Your Certified GPA

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