I’VE RETURNED!!  For those of you who didn’t know, I was resting at an ashram in a remote corner of the world.  I was able to meditate, contemplate my life, and rid myself of mental impurities.  After that half-hour was over, I spent the next 2 weeks sneaking peeks at hot guys every chance I got.  One thing I’ve got to say about self-imposed seclusion: It makes your return to world much more sweet!

And it’s even sweeter when you come in and notice that the first Cocky Boys DVD, BORN TO FUCK, has become the No. 2 most rented and bought Gay DVD in America according to JRL CHARTS ONLINE.  Two words: FUCK YEAH!!!  (I’m currently hatching a plan to have Sebastian Young “take care” of Tommy Anders, the cover model of the No. 1 movie, Big Dicked Twinks.  A convict on the run versus a skinny twink…. who’ll come out on top?)

While I dance a little jig: Here’s the trailer for Born To Fuck, the No. 2 movie in America.

BORN TO FUCK Takes Over America…Almost

I’ve also found out that Ben Morecock has the 2nd Cocky Boys movie, First Time Fucked, on pre-order on StudMall.com.  I will implore you to pre-order your copy today.  Why? Well, I could tell you that Brodie Sinclair getting fucked for the first is not to be missed.  Or I can say bottom extraordinaire Jesse Santana FUCKING superhung top Wolf Hudson will make you shoot you load all over the place.  Maybe Derrick Vinyard being pounded on a grassy knoll by Dante will do the trick….  Get the movie, buy some lube.  You’ll have fun, trust me!

-Hugo Harley, Your Certified Prodigal GPA