Here is Part II of the Harley Awards.  I’ll just finish rounding out my selects from the past year.

Outstanding Actor in a Feature Film:  Where the sex actually comes second!  Each winner showed that they had the acting chops to carry a film….though getting naked didn’t hurt.

Outstanding Actor

Outstanding Hunk/Stud Feature:  No Twinks Allowed!  Manly men are hot and that’s all there is to it!  Sweat, adrenaline & testosterone fill the screen when these guys perform.

Outstanding Screenplay for a Feature Film:  Sometimes it takes a good story to turn the heat up.  These stories and plots moved the sex along and actually made fucking even hotter.

Outstanding Pro/Am Movie:  Who needs big budgets?  Movies like these are hot because of the authenticity of the performance of the models.  You come in, you fuck, you come, you leave.

Outstanding Performance of the Year:  Bottom, top, twink, bear, stud, oral, fisting, bareback, piss, spanking…. no matter what these guys did, you’d get the movie because they were in it!

Outstanding Performance

Outstanding Film of the Year:  These movies have achieve greatness indeed.  The formula for calculating this category? Easy.  If it could stick out in the mind of the jaded Product Manager of a distributor that carries over 400 films, with 3 new releases a week, after 800 hours of viewing lots of similar content, it’s a keeper.

So there you have it, my friends; my list of must haves from 2009.  As I’ve mentioned before, this year will be a most exciting one.  Until next time.

-Hugo Harley, Your Certified GPA.

Friday is finally here!  While many people are partying it up at Hustlaball in Berlin, I’m busy watching porn in my dark office.  One might think that I got the short end of the stick but I disagree!  I get to you bring you, fair reader, a review of Alphamale Media & Liberate Studio’s newest feature film: INSATIABLE!

Fucking Fantastic Film: Insatiable

Let me say this about South African men: WOOF!  Director Ross Winters’ choice of hot hunky men is never to be questioned.

Insatiable takes one through a day in Kurt Rogers’ life. After waking up from what could only be the hottest wet dream in the world, Kurt needs to release some… tension.  He pulls out his big uncut cock and starts to play with it.  I must caution to you that this scene redefines the term “jacking off.”   Kurt caresses, smacks, licks, tugs at, cuddles his meaty cock.  This is a definite geyser scene–if you’re not careful, you’d blow your load too early.

However, still unsatisfied, Kurt goes out to get some more cock.  He drives down the highway (beautiful scenery!), gets stopped by a cop and is taken to a garage where he is fucked (and I do mean fucked) by the hot copper.  Leaning against his convertible, the cop slides his beautiful uncut cock into Kurt’s twitching hole and pounds him.  Best moment: Kurt Rogers cumming on his car.  (Cars and cum make for a memorable Friday night.)

Now I could go through the entire movie with you.  I could talk about cover boy Dan Steele’s unforgettable scene with a fleshlight or the four-man pool hall orgy or the outdoor sex scene with a virile faux-hawked daddy.  I could talk about the quarts of semen I had to clean off my screen after watching this movie.  But why read my words when you could just pre-order it from here.  Trust me, I wouldn’t steer you wrong.  I am, of course…

–Hugo Harley, Your Certified GPA

This week is an interesting one.  Many people have been inquiring about the new Cocky Boys DVD line coming.  The cover has been a hit; EVERYBODY loves them some COCKY BOYS!!  Well, I can reveal that the tentative Wholesale ship date is November 10th for the release week of the 16th.  Rumor has it that we may even celebrate when the DVD is shipping…. we shall see!  Over at Stud Mall, Benny Morecock is doing some crazy: Pre-releasing both Insatiable and House Boy.  And you get 50% off your next DVD for the pre-release.  Now that guy loves his customers.

CockyBoy Sebastian Young

Now on to my Harem Hottie.  Unfortunately I don’t have any video of Sebastian Young but I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves.

Beautiful.... Just Beautiful

Classying it Up

For those of you that don’t know, Sebastian is somewhat of a “bad boy.”  It’s true, Sebastian Young has had an interesting life: he’s got a very long rapsheet that includes robbery and the trafficking of stolen property and has already been in jail….twice.  ::Sigh::  I can’t explain it.  I love a hot, sexy, bad boy.  Can’t you just imagine him having his way with you?  And thus is why we say that Sebastian Young is BORN TO FUCK!

Where was he when "OZ" was on HBO?

-Hugo Harley, Cerified GPA

Fellow GPAs:

It’s been an exciting week here.  Many exciting things happening everywhere.

We’ve signed exclusive DVD distribution agreements with two more hot producers.  Though I can’t say anything yet about these deals, I will tell you that you’ll go Lady Gaga over the hot guys we’ve got coming this way.

The newest Alphamale Media cover was revealed.  I mean, who doesn’t like a thick uncut cock?  Here it is again for you.  Read the post to see the hot trailer!

Yum!

President Obama gets a Nobel Peace Prize…. interesting.

Finally, some industry news for ya’ll.  After 3 years of distributing the (now called) Staxus lines, we (Euro Media Distribution) have decided not to continue our exclusive distribution agreement with the  various studios that Staxus represents: RAW, Bare, & Sauvage to name a few.  It was four years ago, as the product manager for StudMall that I was first introduced to the lines, started watching them and ultimately selling them wholesale to US customers.  Everyone here at Euro Media Distribution is grateful for the opportunity we have had offering these lines and we sincerely thank the team at Staxus for all their time, energy and support all of these years.  We will remain the exclusive distributor of these lines until the end of our current contract through to Dec 1^st, so keep ordering and also look out for some super deals in the weeks to come as we clear our inventory.

Moving forward, we will continue to exclusively represent the ever popular Eurocreme brands (DreamBoy – (See the upcoming release!), Rudeboiz, Bull Dog, Indie Boiz and Hung Ladz) as well as the powerhouse Alphamale Media (See Insatiable cover above) not to mention our newest lines like Satyr, RentBoy UK, and AYOR.

As many of you know we have been moving into a more “American” studio direction.  We are so excited to bring Cocky Boys DVDs into the market.  Here is a sneak peek as to what we have in store.  Our sexy pornpup/graphic designer, Declan has been busy.

Sebastian Young was indeed Born to Fuck

With Wolf Hudson, Brodie Sinclair, Jesse Santana, and Pheonix Saint in the mix, Cocky Boys will sure be major hit. Hmm… I wonder what would happen if we get Matt Hughes, Wolf Hudson, Alex Stevens & Jesse Santana in a room together.  Filled with booze. With the door locked.  From the outside.

-Hugo Harley, Certified GPA