This week is an interesting one.  Many people have been inquiring about the new Cocky Boys DVD line coming.  The cover has been a hit; EVERYBODY loves them some COCKY BOYS!!  Well, I can reveal that the tentative Wholesale ship date is November 10th for the release week of the 16th.  Rumor has it that we may even celebrate when the DVD is shipping…. we shall see!  Over at Stud Mall, Benny Morecock is doing some crazy: Pre-releasing both Insatiable and House Boy.  And you get 50% off your next DVD for the pre-release.  Now that guy loves his customers.

CockyBoy Sebastian Young

Now on to my Harem Hottie.  Unfortunately I don’t have any video of Sebastian Young but I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves.

Beautiful.... Just Beautiful

Classying it Up

For those of you that don’t know, Sebastian is somewhat of a “bad boy.”  It’s true, Sebastian Young has had an interesting life: he’s got a very long rapsheet that includes robbery and the trafficking of stolen property and has already been in jail….twice.  ::Sigh::  I can’t explain it.  I love a hot, sexy, bad boy.  Can’t you just imagine him having his way with you?  And thus is why we say that Sebastian Young is BORN TO FUCK!

Where was he when "OZ" was on HBO?

-Hugo Harley, Cerified GPA

I have to say that this week has flown by!  It feels as if it was just yesterday I was waking up and cursing the week ahead.  However, I am happy for a few reason: the weekend is around the corner, I get to drink to my heart’s content soon and I get to introduce  Alphamale Media and Liberate Studios’ first film to soon hit the US.  Let me present to you: INSATIABLE!

Insatiable DVD coming soon.

Some quick backstory: I’ve been working with Alphamale and Liberate (based in South Africa) for a while to cement a deal in which we could carry some of the hottest studs I’ve ever seen.  Getting in early to speak with producers in London and South Africa simultaneously was no easy feat.  But everyone was able to come up with a deal that would certainly please the end-user: YOU!  Trust me, once you see these guys in action, you’ll be booking your flight to Jo’burg as well.  Here’s a peek at the trailer:

Because Hugo Harley is INSATIABLE

I’ve got to thank Liberate’s director Ross Winters for being really cool and understanding and working with our companies.  Let me tell you, this industry is already rife with egomaniacal douchebags.  I always steer clear of them.

On that note, you guys have yourselves a good night!

-Hugo Harley, Certified GPA

Fellow GPAs:

Cute as Fuck Boys from More Tales 3

I’m proud to announce that Euro Media Distribution (the company that helps pay for my delightful little porn habit) is now the EXCLUSIVE distributor of Ayor Studios in North America.  Press release ATJ (After The Jump):

Dirty Boys getting clean... kinda

Euro Media Distribution Inks Exclusive Distribution Deal with AYOR Studios

New York, NY – 29 September 2009 – Euro Media Distribution (www.euromediawholesale.com) has signed an exclusive agreement with Robert Boggs’ AYOR Studios for North American DVD distribution.

Robert Boggs has always worked in production.  Coming from a commercial TV background, Boggs soon ventured into the gay adult arena working for Man’s Best, Bel Ami Online, Staxus’ Bloc line and others. Established in 2004, Boggs began AYOR so he could have creative control over his vision of how hot gay men should look on camera.  His unique way of capturing his models and scenes have made his films great bestsellers.

“AYOR’s (At Your Own Risk) films tend to capture that sweet companionship/camaraderie feel of male sexuality.  The allure of exposing your feelings and your sensual side prevails in Robert’s films.  It’s sexy and coy.   We definitely feel that this will appeal to a massive audience that likes their adult movies to be more approachable,” states Hugo Harley, Euro Media Distributor’s Product Manager. “As we’re rounding out our studio lines and niches, we find that AYOR will be a great fit with our consumers.”

Known for portraying the hottest talent and models in the sexiest situations imaginable, will certainly bring a different nuance to the Euro Media Distribution’s offerings.  The newest title, “More Tales 3,” is now shipping.  To order and get information call 888.625.5788 or e-mail sean@emp-nyc.com or sal@emp-nyc.com.  To receive screeners of these or other releases contact hugo@emp-nyc.com.

AND my buddy, Benny Morecock, is also offering the hot new title over at his store, Stud Mall.com

Rejoice, for the hot twinks have arrived!

Sincerely

Hugo Harley, Certified GPA

So I was perusing xtube for a little bit — wasn’t touching myself I swear; just doing some research — and I came across this video of this really cute guy stroking his cock and fingering himself.  Now you know that I love big-dicked submissive bottoms (a la Philippe Delvaux) so this guy just fit the bill.  Unfortunately youngjay702 has not been in any major studio’s films so I’m not able to recommend a video that he’s been in — BUT he does have the distinct honor of becoming my 1st HAREM HOTTIE!

Youngjay702, you shall be Concubine #1!  Here’s a vid of him working it for you (and yes he sucks his own dick!):

Hope you enjoyed that.  Because I did!

-Hugo Harley, Certified GPA

]]> http://ineedgaypornblog.com/2009/09/hugo-harleys-harem-hottie-1/feed/ 0 http://ineedgaypornblog.com/2009/09/i-need-gay-porn-an-addicts-persperctive/ http://ineedgaypornblog.com/2009/09/i-need-gay-porn-an-addicts-persperctive/#comments Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:31:20 +0000 Hugo Harley http://ineedgaypornblog.com/?p=11 Fellow GPAs:

My name is Hugo Harley and I’m a (semi-functional) gay porn addict. How serious is this beautiful affliction?

• On Mondays, I down Matt Hughes tablets.
• On Tuesdays, I snort some Phillipe Delvaux.
• On Wednesdays, I freebase Alex Stevens.
• On Thursdays, I shoot up some Logan McCree.
• After work on Fridays, I start my weekends with 1 liter of 100 Proof Pierre Fitch.

I post reviews of the best gay porn movies that come across my desk. As the Product & Promotions Manager for Euro Media Distribution, I’m privy to many movies from the hottest studios. Always look for exclusive pictures, trailers and news to come this way!

Because I’m very much a liberal and don’t believe in censorship, in order preserve my own integrity I’ll always write ONLY about the hottest movies and scenes here.  If it ain’t mentioned here, it means I was too polite to trash it.  I only want to give you the hottest movies out there…. and I don’t mean Zac-Efron-shirtless hot.  I mean Gerard-Butler-in-300-kicking-ass-then-pounding-his-wife-hardcore hot.  I’m talking about Brad-Pitt-in-Fight-Club hot.  Think of me as the NY Times of Gay Porn: All the movies that’s fit to watch.  You’ll find them here.

Your GPA: Hugo Harley

So there’s this new film, right? Well…it’s not new per se in that it hasn’t even been released in the states yet! However, being the awesome little cocksucker that I am, I have what we call “friends in high places” and therefore can bring you an exclusive pre-release REVIEW from one of my good friends, and GPA (Gay porn addict…self-professed) Hugo Harley!

Before we begin with the review, here’s a little somethin-somethin to pique your curiosity. Whose massive member is featured below? Can ya guess? Can ya??? Here’s a hint: this all-star cast boasts not ELEVEN but TEN sexy boys including (but not limited to) Shane Stone, Matt Hughes, NEWCUMMER Will Richards, Alex Stevens, Phillipe Delvaux, and Jak Williams.

Secondly, and this is for my dear reader JAKE who commented (unlike the rest of you vaginas) several posts back, about what he wanted to see. And you know…THE Studmuffin delivers. Not unlike the empanadas I’m having delivered to my apartment on this rainy, rainy day:

ANYWAY. And now for your official review:

“My hobbies? I just like going to the gym and making porn….I’d like to be a big porn star.”

Watching the delectable Philippe Delvaux speak definitely makes one’s groin tingle (in a good way of course.) I’ll be the first to admit that it took me a while to warm up to this Belgian cutie. But hearing him speak in Simon Booth’s latest feature, Porn Boy, I immediately fell in love with him. (It doesn’t hurt that he’s got a nice huge cock and is an expert at taking a pounding—both plusses for this reviewer!)

In his newest film, Booth (Straight Boy, Legion Boy, Borstal Boy) describes Porn Boy as “a film that blends fiction with reality.” And it does so well, I must add. Though this concept of showcasing the ‘behind-the-scenes’ aspect of porn has been done before, this is the first film I’ve seen that goes beyond and breaks down the proverbial 4^th wall of gay porn.

In the first scene, we find the hunky Will Jamieson (Office Boy, Borstal Boy) filling in the role of a plumber and fixing Tristan Dean’s sink. After a few remarks, we find lithe twink Tristan slobbering on Will’s meaty cock. Soon, Tristan is on all fours being pounded by Will. One facial later, Will Jamieson recites his line: “Next time you need my hard plunger, just give me a call.” Will immediately bursts out laughing, looks directly into the camera and asks the director if the line could be changed.

Throughout Porn Boy, I found these touches about how the actors react to being sucked off, their future aspirations, and taking Matt Hughes 11 inches of hard cock—you’re a champ Jak Williams!—to be quite a turn-on. The stars that we’ve watched many a times being pounded, taking gobs of wet juicy semen on their faces or taking at least two hung uncut cocks up their tight holes at the same time…they have lives beyond the camera.

Now usually at this point, I like to point out the star/actor that made me finally blow a load all over my keyboard. I’m happy to say that it was a 3-way tie: Alex Stevens, Philippe Delvaux, & newcummer Will Richards. We all know that Philippe Delvaux is just too sexy and adorable not to comment on. Alex Stevens has grown up to be such a studly little fucker. (Have you seen those abs?!) Now Will Richards… somebody better keep an eye on this one. Playing the role of a Eurocreme Production Assistant, Richards narrates the events of the film and gives us brief little intros to all the scenes and their stars. His hot little body and beautiful sea-green eyes were enough to keep my attention throughout the movie. The recurring thought in Will’s mind is: Should I finally get in front of the camera and take the plunge…into somebody’s ass?

In all, Porn Boy is tight little feature that interweaves fact and fiction. Starring Matt Hughes, Alex Stevens, Will Jamieson, Shane Stone, Jak Williams, Philippe Delvaux, Will Richards and several others, this movie explores the going-ons of a Eurocreme Production. I call it a gem of a movie that is different from the other Dream Boy Productions.

Porn Boy receives 4 out 5 StudMuffins from Hugo Harley, your Resident Porn Addict.