Shove it in!

As you may have noticed, a few of my posts have been Treasure Island Media – centric.  Why? Well, when you want to delve into piggy, no-holds-barred, primal, lusty sex, one thinks Treasure Island.  With Paul Morris‘s stable filled with studs wanting –nay– needing to be sexually satisfied at every moment of the day, it’s almost impossible to go through the TIM library without rubbing yourself raw… literally.

Shut up and Take it!

The newest masterpiece from Treasure Island’s Max Sohl is Christian: 24 Cocks in 24 Hours.  A native New Yorker, Christian first came on my radar years ago when I first saw him accommodate about 18 inches of thick cock (at the same time!) in What I Can’t See 2.  I immediately wanted to see everything he’s done.  Then, I had the honor of hanging out with him 2 years ago during New York’s Gay Erotic Expo.  It’s almost hard to believe that this blue-eyed sweetheart was the cock-hungry bottom that I’ve seen thrown around by voracious tops.  He and Ian Jay were hanging out in the booth next to mine and while Ian Jay was busy cruising and strutting about, Christian was quiet and just… sweet. (Don’t we love our undercover piggy bottom boys?!)

Now serving #26852

In 24 Cocks, Christian is put through the paces by taking on 24 cocks in… well, 24 hours.  What I love is that the film pays homage to one of the best tv shows on TV, 24. (Yes, I think that Keifer Sutherland is a hot older daddy… when he isn’t cracked outta his mind.)  At the same time, each scene is named after a sacrament in Catholicism.  Never to be politically correct, Max Sohl really pushes Christian to the limits in every scene.

Double or Nothing...

When Kevin Slater had Christian in a angled prone position, pistoning his cock out of his tight hole, it was one of the most amazing feats I’ve seen.  I cheering for my boy Christian, hoping he’d stick it out.  (Then I cheered for Kevin Slater, egging him on…)

These stunts are performed by trained professionals: Do not try this at home... unless you're double-jointed.

Then Christian takes a group of hung hunky men in an underground dungeon — Dawson style!  Could anybody say “dayum!”  (I’ve always wondered how it feels like to take on 4 or 5 guys while chained up to a table… I’m sure the Ritz will have some insight into this.)

I’m a HUGE Tony Serrano fan!  Ain’t nothing like a hot papi chulo taking the lead during sex.  And let me tell you, Christian looked like he was in heaven when Tony commandeered his hole and used it… plain and simple.  Filling Christian’s hole with dildos and butt plugs, Tony made sure that Christian was loose and ready to take his hefty cock. Ay papi!

Well I don’t want to spoil the rest of the film ya’ll but let’s just say that Christian’s quivering hole does not discriminate… everybody gets a chance to fill it.  (Wait until you see the scene in the bathroom… you’ll cum in your pants, clean it up, then cum again.)

I’m now going to through a question out to you guys…. Could you take 24 Cocks in 24 Hours?

-Hugo Harley, Certified GPA

The word "dewdrop" comes to mind

This is a case of “another day, another dollar.”  Just wanted give you guys a wrap-up of interesting things happening in the industry.  (Trust me, it’s hard enough ::tee hee:: pausing my DVD player in the middle of Treasure Island Media’s 24 Cocks in 24 Hours; I’ll will be reviewing it for tomorrow’s post!)  I’ll try my best to sound happy  and chipper throughout this broadcast — because I want to, not because I’m contracted by THE MAN to do so.

Christian: Always going a bit further than everybody else.

First, this item that caught my eye (Courtesy of JC Adams) : Mega hookup site, Manhunt.com has forged an evil awesome alliance with DList (a.k.a. Gay Myspace).  For those of you that are braindead and/or without a pulse, Manhunt is one of the world’s largest hook up sites (where Danny Pintauro’s* drugged up pictures were found) while DList is what happens  you let the gays run a MySpace-like social network (it’s clean, fun, filled with hot guys, naked pictures and videos.)  Just the thought of the power being forged by this marriage…. (It’s like when the Sith joined with the Separatists to overthrow the Republic…. Anybody? No?)**

No. 2 up: Michael Lucas speaks out…. again.  Somebody calls him out on his comments…again.  Now I’m not going to pretend not to have an opinion on Queer support of Palestine or not… I’m just going link to this DVD containing the hottest group of men to ever come (cum!) together and not cause the universe to implode.

And c: It’s been confirmed that Benny Morecock and Brian Ritz have been hooking up.  I’ve always had a nagging feeling about those two.  And judging from the context, skinny, twinky Brian Ritz is the catcher… yes she is.  (Brian, if you’re reading this… I couldn’t help it. :bisou:)

So, back to Christian’s hole being plowed.

Ciao… Hugo Harley, Certified GPA.

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** Yes… I’m a sci-fi geek… sue me.

So I was sitting around today, trying to decide what to share with you guys.  You have to understand: the problem with accumulating a lot of porn is that you have a hard time deciding what to focus on. “Do I go with the raunchy piss title or the not-so-raunchy piss title?”  “Is fisting back in fashion?” “I wonder if they’d want to see this hidden camera video of Benny Morecock and Brian Ritz.”

So instead I’ve decided to post a trailer of a VERY anticipated film (drumroll please) Simon Booth’s NEWEST DreamBoy movie: HOUSE BOY!!  As you guys know I’m a huge fan of all the Eurocreme directors: Simon Booth, Maxwell B, Marc Reardon, and Max Lincoln.  So I would definitely be remiss if I didn’t show a clip of this much anticipated film.

Eurocreme’s HOUSEBOY Trailer on I Need Gay Porn Blog!

-Hugo Harley, Certified GPA