Let’s face it, I’m pretty sarcastic… and pretty damn witty (Though Brian would often disagree).  So naturally, I  gravitate towards those who share my dark sense of humor.

I discovered Capitol Hillbillies several months ago and I’ve been hooked ever since.  (I actually spent an entire weekend reading EVERY SINGLE comic.)  CHB creator, Chris Lange, is a pretty sweet (and cute) dude with a light mean streak.  I really do love the way he incorporates his friends and real life experiences into his post.  My favorite posts, of course, are of the sexual nature–especially when it involves Harem Hottie Matt Hughes.  Judging by the number of Matt Hughes references, methinks that Chris and his friends are voracious power bottoms… and EVERYBODY loves a power bottom.  (See my obsession with CockyBoys’ Jesse Santana.)

To Chris and the CHB gang, thanks for making me laugh every week.  You’re a welcome distraction from the miles of hard cock that cum across my screen and desk everyday.

Be sure to head to StudMall.com to get ALL OF OUR MOVIES FEATURING MATT HUGHES.  Head over to CockyBoys.com to see Jesse Santana.

You know Love It!

-Hugo Harley, Certified GPA

Matt Huges

Fellow GPAs,

As we end 2009 (which was the most interesting year in the industry for me), I’d like to reflect on the memorable parts.  There were several new and amazing producers that we signed up.  Many of our stars gained several fans because their excellent performances in the movies they were in. Oh… and my colleagues and I started doing this blogging thing.  It has been a great year indeed.  That’s why I’m so happy to say that the #1 move distributed by Euro Media is in fact “11 inch Fuck Stud.” AND that MATT HUGHES is Hugo Harley’s 2009 Harem Hottie of Year!

11 Inch Fuck Stud

Matt’s big giant cock has great several covers from different studios.  Many a bottom have felt their internal organs rearranged by this Brit’s giant fuck stick.  And it’s kinda cool that Matt’s a sweetie as well.  He’s very smart, savvy, and really knows how to plow those holes!  Buy 11″ Fuck Stud and see Matt “Tripod” Hughes make some tight assholes quiver in anticipation!

I almost forgot to mention!!

Guess which movie got the top spot on the JRL Gay Charts for the last full week of 2009!  If you guessed BORN TO FUCK, then you’d be right!

Born To Fuck is the No 1 Movie on the Last Full Week Of Sales in America!

I’m wishing you all a very Happy New Year!  I’ll see you on the other side! BISOUS!

-Hugo Harley, YOUR CERTIFIED GAY PORN ADDICT!